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The Book of Pulgas

by Pulgas

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val brown pulgas were already the best, but this just cemented and augmented my adoration from the tilted flank: what i mean is i couldn't've thought my favorite "scary" / "heavy" album from 2023'd be written by this duo, but also of course that's the case. Brav0 x10000 Favorite track: ailment.
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1.
Oh merciful one at the helm Take pity Block out all the elements A slick of perspiration stings the eyes Sand and trash obscure the line of sight Land locked Fear Digging holes Will we grow old? A multitude of reasons led us here Why are we here? Why are we here? Why are we here? Why are we here?
2.
ailment 02:58
They said they’ve got the cure for my ailment They don’t know I’m a sick sick man Blindly led along by the raindrops Pass the lantern we’ll uncover everything Fires a mile high Wheezing my breath is taken away Did he ever exist? Just a myth? You came! Here we are Did he ever exist? Just a myth? Resignation to faith Steadfast to god You came! Here we are Together Did he ever exist? Just a myth? Resignation to faith
3.
GainLink 02:31
LURED IN AGAIN YAYA MILD MONETARY GAINS I LOOSEN UP MY TIE ONE LAST TIME MILD MONETARY GAINS I LOOSEN UP MY TIE ONE LAST TIME IF I PLAY THERE AGAIN IM FOR SURE GONNA LOOSE MY MIND PELVIC ISSUE BROKEN PELVIS FOR SURE ELVIS WOULDN’T HAVE DONE THIS A FAIR LIFE A FAIR LIFE A FAIR LIFE GO AGAIN I MIGHT GO AGAIN I MIGHT DIG THROUGH THE MULCH FOR ANSWERS GO GO GO AGAIN I MIGHT GO AGAIN I MIGHT DIG THROUGH THE MULCH FOR ANSWERS GO GO GO AGAIN I MIGHT GO AGAIN I MIGHT DIG THROUGH THE MULCH FOR ANSWERS GO GO THROUGH THE MULCH FOR ANSWERS A FAIR LIFE A FAIR LIFE A FAIR LIFE A FAIR LIFE
4.
FOR SCORN QUESTION IF YOU WERE EVER BORN I HAVE NEVER LIVED THIS LIFE BEFORE DAMNATION YOU WOULDN’T KNOWN SUFFERING IF IT BEAT YOU WITH A BAT BOOM BAP IM RESTING AT THE FEET OF THE LORD MY HEAD IS IN HIS LAP I SHINE LIKE THE BOY BORN IN THE MANGER ILLUMINATING ALL THINGS THERE ARE NO STRANGERS KING ARTHUR SWUNG HIS SWORD EXCALIBUR! ETERNAL PRESENT WE’RE DONE DOING THINGS BY THE CALENDAR (I’m gonna get ya get ya get ya) WE’RE HERE IN THE NOW BABY EXCALIBUR! CUTTING THE HEADS OFF MY ILLUSTRIOUS ENEMIES STUCK IN THIS INSTITUTION THAT DOES NOT SUPPORT MY NEEDS A WILD FLOWER BLOWING IN THE WEEDS I DONT THINK SHIT I KNOW I AM THAT I AM RABID DOG ON A LEASH IM JUST A WARRIOR FOR PEACE SUICIDE IS THE RIGHT QUESTION BUT THE WRONG ANSWER LEAST COMMON DENOMINATOR REDUCE YOURSELF BECOME THE COSMIC DANCER KING ARTHUR SWUNG HIS SWORD EXCALIBUR! LIGHT A FLAME TO ALL YOU HOLD VALUABLE THIS IS IT LIGHT THE WIC BE THE MOTH TO THE FLAME THIS IS IT LIGHT THE WIC BE THE MOTH TO THE FLAME ITS THE END OF IT King Arthur swung his sword Excalibur
5.
Mooch 05:33
Hey folks Here’s a story about Minnie the moocher She was a low down hoochie coocher She was the roughest toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale Hidee hidee hidee hi! Hody ody ody oh! Eedy eedy eedy ee! Hidee Hidee Hidee ho! She messed around with a bloke named Smokey She loved him tho he was cokey She had a million dollars in nickels and dimes and she sat around and counted them a million times She had a dream about the king of Sweden He gave her things that she was needing He built her a home built of gold and steel A diamond car with platinum wheels…. Platinum wheels….. Platinum wheels….. ….platinum wheels….. Hidee hidee hidee hi Hidee hidee hidee hi Hody ody ody oh Hody ody ody oh Eedy eedy eedy ee Eedy eedy eedy ee Hidee Hidee Hidee ho Hidee Hidee Hidee ho
6.
Ahhhh I'm gonna have to clean up this mess I made here Spilled something on the rug...I'm gonna have to clean this mess up Ahhh BBQ chips on the carpet I'm gonna clean this mess up Ahhhh oh gosh, I'm gonna have to clean this mess up real quick Spilled something on the carpet I'm gonna have to clean this mess up I'm gonna clean this up real quick
7.
Why you lookin at me funny like ay ya ya? Woke up sick to my tummy like ay ya ya Got your hair in a bun lookin bummy like ay ya ya Up late tryna find me like ay ya ya Money money mo can you see? Remedy Pomeranian Pomegranate season This is complete treason reasonable palpable somethings in the air In the lair Exit Fair maiden in layman’s terminus Alimony corrupted computer services Suspended Internet is no good Why you lookin at me funny like ay ya ya? Woke up sick to my tummy like ay ya ya Got your hair in a bun lookin bummy like ay ya ya Up late tryna find me like ay ya ya
8.
Yes. Yes! Exponential Exponential value we’re maximizing regional influence with our integers multiple revenue streams make us whole MULTIPLE REVENUE STREAMS MAKE US WHOLE ok…. Fifty percent of the time nothing can happen Fifty percent of the time nothing can happen Honduran summer stretches well into the winter I’m following the glimmering coin We’re all torn Forlorn Selling shit door to door Sell the shit turn it off Don’t listen to the folklore Selling shit door to door Sell the shit turn it off Soaring with ease throughout the night sky My Spanish heart is ripped from my chest Woah breaking necks Com de garçons come the fuck on Soaring with ease throughout the night sky My Spanish heart is ripped from my chest Crepuscular chiropractor breaking necks Horns growing out of the top of my head Horns growing out from the top of my head ILL JUMP HELP ME SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE Never mind I’ll just do this by myself Money Money talk to me Money talk to me We’ve got numbers on the boards Starvation wages a war on the poor But who’s keeping score? Who? THERE ARE BIRDS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
9.
Oh Oh Take your wealth Take your children I'll take your health I curse your day of birth Take your wealth Take your children Your miserable earthly condition is my will But is its justified? Oh Oh Remain silent Behold The fear of me? That is wisdom Remain silent Behold The fear of me? That is wisdom Remain silent Remission of sin Divine messages Strike with thy foot Worn out A momentary reprieve A cool spring of water gushes from the earth Shower me with gold Oh Oh Eternal problem of unmerited suffering I'll scrape your peeling skin with broken glass Eternal problem of unmerited suffering I'll scrape your peeling skin with broken glass
10.
11.
OH NO… SHE'S GONE… AHHH…. AHHHH HEY! SHES GONE MY BABY SHES LONG GONE NO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO BUT WHAT HAVE I DONE OH HUT WHAT HAVE I DONE OH NO SHE'S GONE WAS NOT EXPECTING TO FEEL LIKE THIS WE TRIED SO HARD IT HURT SO BAD INEPT YOUR SO DISTANT CLOSED OFF ON THE DEFENSE SPECTER OF TIMES PAST HOVERING BOUT THE ROOM LIGHT PEERS IN NOW AND AGAIN REALITY CONTINUES TO HAUNT ME SPECTER OF TIMES PAST HOVERING BOUT THE ROOM LIGHT PEERS IN NOW AND AGAIN REALITY CONTINUES TO HAUNT ME OH NO CLOUDS PASS BY THOUGHTS OF YOU THOUGHTS OF YOU EVERYDAY I LOST IT WHEN WE TALKED WONDERING WHAT YOU REALLY THINK OF ME SPECTER OF TIMES PAST HOVERING BOUT THE ROOM LIGHT PEERS IN NOW AND AGAIN REALITY CONTINUES TO HAUNT ME SPECTER OF TIMES PAST HOVERING BOUT THE ROOM LIGHT PEERS IN NOW AND AGAIN REALITY CONTINUES TO HAUNT ME HEY
12.
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13.
Staying in for the night Coming down from waaaaayyy up Have you slept yet this year? time spent alone Spinning the wheels Staying up in the the sky Ooooo Measuring up to meet demands Land acquisition while holding hands Ooooo Can't find the way to the lighting Got lost somewhere by the creek Can't speak on it Out Out of spite Clicking heels together Chortling amongst the ranks Spiritedly Spiritedly I like drinking with you But you saw me like that? Shutter
14.
Easé 05:00
It never, never passes It hides in the pockets You belong It hides inside your home It hides in you They laugh They laugh They laugh They laugh The dead they laugh at you Remember these Remember these here things A nice clean empty feeling Take it away Let the good times roll
15.
....I go anywhere the wind blows...
16.

about

Simon Martinez:

Initially a concept album about the book of job, Zane and I almost immediately lost focus and started making stuff that we thought sounded cool.
Each instrumental is built around a single improvised take of guitar and drums. Once the initial take was in place, overdubs were added right away without any preconceived notions about what should be done. All tunings were made up on the spot and all compositional choices were decided on the spot. For the vocals we thought it was important to capture all the imperfections of our voices while also also making them as abrasive as possible (as if we’re being branded with a hot iron during the take). Vocals were recorded over a week long period at my apartment.

The book of pulgas is an attempt to create an honest representation of what Zane and I are capable of as musicians. Without any editing or cleaning up in post, what can we actually make? What can you do without delay or reverb? What do we sound like without warp markers?

These songs are about suffering, fear, love, joy, regret, uncertainty, total clarity, friendship, hatred, birds, celebration, swords, loss, stupidity, water, sickness, god, tummies, buns, finances, Wall Street, job, medial tasks, medieval times, when they leave, embarrassment, a creek, the horns, paranoia, wind, your phone, and many many other things.

Endless reservoir of thank yous to Tom Spiker. Each time Zane and I would get together to workshop the project, we always knew it had to be at Spike’s studio, Undercarriage. The low-key home studio nature blended with the racks of DW Fearn pre’s and AEA mic cache allowed Zane and I to get an incredible sound without the pressure of being on the clock in a sterile studio environment. Much love Tom, hope we didn’t scare your family or Tony too much.

Tone Whitfield is not on the album but he is there in spirit. A lot of the choices I make on these recordings are informed by his approach, so I want to thank him…. It’s all good though.

Sanche Ramirez is also not on this album but he is there in spirit. Countless inebriated sessions at his studio helped shape the atmosphere and feeling Zane and I wanted to capture on the project, so I want to thank him. We’re rethinking burger night everyone, we’re rethinking burger night.

Track 6 features a guest appearance from the one and only Alex Kulick. He has been an essential part of the sound of Pulgas since the beginning (he penned Ask Alex/The Whip) and has always pushed me to experiment and dig deeper musically. Cheu cheu maw maw *clears throat forcefully, full volume*.

Thank you to Dylan Neustadter and Mikey Palladino. Their reaction to hearing this project for the first time solidified to me that the music was working as intended. “Here am I- all way- at the un- under the dial.”

Lastly, there is little else in this life that brings me as much happiness as making music with Zane Shields. We have such a silly hyper specific idea of what we both find interesting about sound, and when we come together to record we just zone in and it’s endless laughter. It’s an honor and a privilege to work with him. A round of applause, fantastic volume 1, white wine in a teacup, hey guys it’s me, collect call via cat construction flip phone, make some noise, when the Dover check clears we’ll all be rich, there’s a bear in the big blue house, Mr. Dr. vibrations, Mr. Heater, Mr. I love music 24/7, the circus just came to town and the animals are running wild, there’s a fire, life’s good, every key, every trophy, Charlie the bird Parker, it’s just a victory lap at this point, I got my fingers in your phone etc.

I think that’s everything.
This is the most excited I’ve ever been to share music.
Listen all the way through if you can. The very last track is optional. The true ending is track 15.

Love you Michelle, Jaime, Bella and Eva.


Zane Shields:

Yes

“No one asked for it and no one wants it”

light a flame to all you hold valuable, easè
when sime and I get in a room, afterwards
Bingo! Yahtzee, absolute celebration of sound- we have stripped down, bring in the horns, the suffering of Job was tremendous, raw and direct , aux boom, the clanking of the offering bowl
The book, feels good sailing the author ship, kuul daddy plays sax, what an honor, King Arthur is everything I have to offer philosophically to this world, sometimes u shit gold, let the good times roll, laughter at every little bite, got lost somewhere by the creek, music has grown a bit stale needed a bit of a reshuffling of atoms, this feels huge, very YES thank u for listening 199

Thank u to Sime for this push of the envelop and for being my brother first and Foremost
Thank u to spikelee tom for everything, these sounds are a long time coming and we love u and appreciate u for the space and guidance
Thank u to sir mr kuul daddy the 1st of his name, Chaz Michael MurrAyy, Cab Calloway, and UG

More to say but no need to, the music is worth a listen, go anywhere the wind blows, safe travels

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released May 30, 2023

Recorded October 2022-November 2022 at Undercarriage Studios

Written and performed by Simon Martinez and Zane Shields
Engineered and mixed by Tom Spiker
Additional engineering by Simon Martinez and Zane Shields
Mastered by Dave Petit
Cover art by Sanche Ramirez

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Pulgas is undeniable garbage wizardry. Two young beavises making heady jams in self inflicted fogs of varied degrees.

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